*A poem on the imaginary number i*

The negative numbers were full of dismay

We have no roots, they were heard to say

What, they went on, would be the fruit

Of trying to compute our square root?

Matters seem to be getting out of hand

Since the negatives have taken a stand,

On the fact that positives have two roots, while they have none

They plead, would it have killed anybody to give us just one?

The square roots of 4 are + *and* – 2! As for -4? How unfair,

He has none! None at all. Do the math gods even care?

We suspect a plan sinister, our value to undermine

Just because we are on the left of the number line

Among the more irrational negatives, one even heard cries

It is time, they said, it is time, to radicalize!!

Hearing this non-stop (somewhat justified) negativity

Mathematicians approached the problem with some levity

And suggested a solution, kinda cute and fun

Lets rename, they said, *the square root of minus 1!*

In essence lets re-define the problem away, on the sly

by just calling this number (whatever it may be) *i*.

*i* times itself would be one with an negative sign

Every negative could now say, a square root is mine!

This simple move would provide the number -36

With two roots, + and –, *i* times 6!

All in all, an awesome fix.

The positives grumbled, what could be dumber

Than this silly imaginary number

But it was too late, much too late you see

To bottle *this* strange mathematical genie.

*i* was now a part of the symbolic gentry

Finding use, of all places, in trigonometry.

And with time *i* began its muscles to flex

extending the plane, making it complex!

In fact, hanging out with the likes of *e* and *Pi*

*i* got bolder, no longer no longer hesitant and shy.

And combined to form equations, bold and profound,

Patterns that, even today, do not cease to astound.

Consider for a moment the equation

*e* to the power *Pi * i* plus 1

It was Euler who first saw, how these variable react

To come up with a beautiful mathematical fact,

To total up to, (surprise!) the number zero.

Could we have done it without our little imaginary hero?

Even today Euler’s insight keeps math-lovers in thrall

One equation to rule them all.

So if you want to perceive the value of this little guy

I guess you have to just develop your mathematical *i*.

It also reminds us just how often we forget to see

The significance, to human life, of the imaginary.